Quotes About Coffee

by dan on December 12, 2010

Newspaper Coffee Quotes

The 1923 Boston Transcript stated, “In a sad world, especially in a country like ours, recently and constitutionally deprived of wine…the function of coffee in bringing serene delight is an important one.”

Said British playwright Christopher Fry, “Coffee in England is just toasted milk.”

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Sports Coffee Quotes

Famed baseball player Yogi Berra stated, “When I think of Joe in the dressing room, it’s always with a cup of coffee and a cigarette. He was a heavy smoker. He was a great ball play. Joe always wanted to win. He was great on the field and off it.”

It was basketball star Kevin Garnett who said, “Too much coffee. Too much coffee and Gatorade. It’s a hell of a mix. If you’re ever tired in the morning, just try that mix and tell me what you think.”

Tyler Walker was the one who said, “He’s going after one of baseball’s greatest records. There’s going to be a buzz about everything he does, from getting coffee to going to home plate. What he wants to do is his decision. We’re happy to have him here.”

For more of these sports coffee quotes see: Coffee Quotes About Sports

Hollywood Coffee Quotes

“I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee,” said Clark Gable.

“You make good coffee,” said Cher in Moonstruck, “You’re a slob, but you make good coffee.”

“Coffee, Jamaican blend, double-strong, double-sweet,” said O’Brien in Star Trek DS9

“What is this demilitarized zone?” asked Robin Williams in Good Morning Vietnam. “Whatever it is, I like it! Gets you on your toes better than a strong cup of cappuccino.”

“Cocaine,” said Courtney Love, “is like really evil coffee.”

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Coffee Quotes Related to Religion

Sheik Abd al-Qadir  said “No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.”

The esteemed Pope Leo XII was the one who said, “Last comes the beverage of the Orient shore, Mocha, far off, the fragrant berries bore. Taste the dark fluid with a dainty lip, Digestion waits on pleasure as you sip.”

For more coffee quotes about religion see: Religious Coffee Quotes

Math and Science Coffee Quotes

Albert Einstein himself said, “A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.”

When the Apollo 11 was out in space it sent this message to the Johnson Space Center, “I’m going to have a cup of coffee.”

Robert Eckel was the one who said, “The findings are modest changes in certain cardiovascular disease risk factors, This should not do anything to coffee consumption patterns. An explanation is lacking. There is a need for validation and better understanding of the mechanisms at play, in that order.

For more math and science coffee quotes see: Quotes About Coffee Related to Science and Math

Quotes About Coffee Related to the Military

The renowned Napoleon Bonaparte said, “Strong coffee, much strong coffee, is what awakens me. Coffee gives me warmth, waking, an unusual force and a pain that is not without very great pleasure. I would rather suffer than be senseless.”

Lieutenant R. Van de Geer stated, “I can envision a small cottage somewhere, with a lot of writing paper, and a dog, and a fireplace, and maybe enough money to give myself some Irish coffee now and then and entertain my two friends.”

In 1849 Lt. William Whiting said “Give a frontiersman coffee and tobacco, and he will endure any privation, suffer any hardship, but let him be without these two necessaries of the woods and he becomes irresolute and murmuring.”

For more coffee quotes about the military see: Military Coffee Quotes

Politics and Coffee - Political Coffee Quotes

When Lady Nancy Astor said to the esteemed Winston Churchill, “If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee,” the witty Churchill replied, “If I was your husband I would drink it.”

Thomas Jefferson himself stated, “The superiority of chocolate (hot chocolate), both for health and nourishment, will soon give it the same preference over tea and coffee in America which it has in Spain.”

That renowned statesman Ronald Reagan said, “I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.”

For more politician coffee quotes see: Coffee Quotes - Funny Quotes by Politicians and also Coffee Quotes - Funny Quotes by Politicians II

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